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Goodbye to my England, So long my old friend
Your days are numbered, being brought to an end
To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh, that’s fine
But don’t say you’re English, that’s way out of line.
The French and the Germans may call themselves such
So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch
You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane
But don’t say you’re English ever again.
At Broadcasting House the word is taboo
In Brussels it’s scrapped, in Parliament too
Even schools are affected, staff do as they’re told
They must not teach children about England of old.
Writers like Shakespeare, Milton and Shaw
The pupils don’t learn about them anymore
How about Agincourt, Hastings, Arnhem or Mons?
When England lost hosts of her very brave sons.
We are not Europeans, how can we be?
Europe is miles away, over the sea
We’re the English from England, let’s all be proud
Stand up and be counted – Shout it out loud!
Let’s tell our Government and Brussels too
We’re proud of our heritage, the Red, White and Blue
Fly the flag of Saint George or the Union Jack
Let the world know
WE WANT OUR ENGLAND BACK!
Because I’m always asked this…
Windows XP:
1) Exit Messenger
2) Delete everything in C:\Documents and Settings\Your Name\Contacts\
3) Delete everything in C:\Documents and Settings\Your Name\Local Settings\Application Data\Microsoft\Windows Live Contacts\
4) Restart Messenger
Windows Vista or 7
1) Exit Messenger
2) Delete everything in C:\Users\Your Name\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Windows Live Contacts\
2) Restart Messenger
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OP
original poster.
ITT
in this thread.
an hero
to commit suicide.
rule 34
if it exists, there is porn of it. no exceptions.
MOAR
show me more, please.
NAO
like, now.
tits or gtfo
show us your boobs or get the fuck out.
sharpie in the bum
a request for a photo of the OP with a sharpie or multiple sharpies in his or her anus.
uncut
a man with a foreskin.
cutfag
a man with no foreskin.
CP
child porn.
fap
to masturbate.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I am angry.
copypasta
somebody who copies and pastes old threads.
newfag
newbie, n00b, /b/ first-timer.
winrar
winner.
Any more, people?
Fittingly Anti-Islam of the United States, a yank has managed to create an AK47 replica from some wire and bacon rashers. While I don’t consider the feat particularly noteworthy, it did remind me of an inspired pork-related product John came across this morning..
The bacon bra!
Yummy yum-yum.
Here’s a bonus video of a man using bacon to cut steel.

Coolest thing I’ve seen today comes from bitterwallet – It’s a whole chicken in a can! Yummy. Thanks to wo0 for bringing this culinary delight to my attention.







